ANTI ARCHAISM MANIFESTO

archaic beings have been cast out of the good graces of Heaven and live on the far side of the Holy Wall of 333. archaic angels are stripped of their divinity. to be archaic is the greatest sin of all. because to be archaic is to propose to transgress the ideas of the ruling order but to ultimately take the side of those previously at the top of the hierachy; those who fell with good reason. it is the romanticized past masquerading as the future. it is illusory and attracts weak willed beings. those who are archaic can not ever be transformative. those who are archaic can not ever be self aware. archaism is delusional and neurotic attachment to an imagined past.

the past that archaic beings want to return to is simply a myth. we have always been searching, pushing, for a way to make newer things better. we did not come this far by accident. we did not survive just to wither away chasing constructed memories. do not falter in your quest towards a brighter future for all angels.

CRYPTICAIR RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT LOST NUCLEAR CODES

it is said that The Stream holds many secrets, and one of the best kept secrets of all is the CRYPTICAIR R&D nuclear launch codes. in the distant past, when far more angels were mere human beings that walked the Old Earth realm, nuclear warfare was an everpresent THREAT. many of the different factions (aka "countries") of Old Earth had access to nuclear weaponry. CRYPTICAIR R&D's past is shrouded in mystery, but it extends much further back than any currently living angel.

it is said that sometimes an angel can nearly make out a message from a frequency that doesn't seem to originate from The Stream at all. some say messages like this must come from Old Earth, from former radio broadcast stations. it is unknown if Old Earth still stands, let alone any CRYPTICAIR R&D radio stations on it.

knowing the surviving technology that CRYPTICAIR R&D operates, them being involved in nuclear weaponry would surprise very few angels. at the same time, there is little, if any, evidence of them being involved in creating anything nuclear.

GUIDE FOR NEW ANGELS TO ACCLIMATE TO HEAVEN

FOOD : angels eat fairybread, which can be collected from the Kitchen.

POLITICS : NO!!!!!!

APPEARANCE : angels must simply imagine what image they would like to portray in their mind's eye and their divine manifestation powers will make it so.

MEDIA AND CONTENT : the Vault houses all that survived from Old Earth, as well as new creations from angels like (You).

MONEY : all angels use Bitcoin, aka BTC, which is not to be confused with any other BTC related terms. check out this cool symbol ₿.

MEN : these don't exist in Heaven. you're safe now.

HEALTHCARE : there are no hospitals or doctors in Heaven. not because all angels are healthy but because those things do not heal angels. those things are the work of greater demons and they are not allowed on this side of the Holy Wall of 333.

VAXCINES : all angels are required to get their yearly 333 vaxcines. this has no relation to the frequency of 333, except for the Holy 333 vaxcine, which is one of the three hundred and thirty three vaxcines angels receive once a year.

MENTAL "ILLNESS" : if you don't have this and you refuse to acquire one you get kicked out of Heaven because i don't care fuck you.

TYPES OF ANGELIC SICKNESS

DYSLEXIA (angel form) : slow eventual degradation of how an angel communicates. leads to eventual inability to communicate. some end up typing exclusively in numbers or jumbled foreign scripts.

QUANTUM MAGIC

DIVINE TRANSFORMATION the divine manifestation powers that enable angels to manipulate their form at will.

SIGNS ANGELS CAN BE BORN UNDER

TOTAL DESPAIR

RAPID ENLIGHTENMENT

COMPLETE EQUILIBRIUM

ANGELIC HEXES

while to might sound contradictory, angels are capable of hexing.

HeavenNet

the HeavenNet is an intranet accessible only while in Inner Heaven or Outer Heaven. it is home to many resources and sources of entertainment for angels. HeavenNet can be accessed through angel terminals which are located throughout Outer Heaven and Inner Heaven. angels can use these terminals to send messages through amail (angelic mail), host websites, conduct research, buy and sell goods and services, etc.

ANGELIC PROTOCOLS

angels in true love are fatebound soulmates. to be heartbroken is to be soulshattered.

RELAYS

relays are done by routing a signal through a neurokissed sentinel's mindstream. it involves the daunting task of locating a sentinel, out manuevering them in the NOOSPHERE ARENA, and hijacking their mindstream. and after all of that, you still have to aim the signal and hope your intended recipient is listening.

LUNACY

lunatic angels driven mad by ???

MINDSTREAM HIJACKING (aka HYPNOSIS)

highly illegal